I feel attacked 😂 @SleeperMLB
Me when the wife asks if I want to go to Golden Corral for supper tonight…
Bartolo Colón
370 posts
Bartolo Colón
@BColon40
Joined March 2025
- I wonder how many home runs I would’ve hit with a torpedo bat 🤔
- Two power hitters taking in the 2005 Home Run Derby. 556 combined homers — Manny had 555, I brought the other one. ⚾️ #HRDerby
- One of the best power hitters ever — and my brother Vladimir Guerrero 💣😂
- Such an honor to be named @people’s 2025 Sexiest Man Alive. Thanks for keeping my seat warm @johnkrasinski 🙏👑
- 38 strikes in a row… I wonder how long that record will stand. 🤔Name a baseball record that will never be broken.
- Good morning, the Mets are the best team in baseball. #LGM
- Love for the game, love for the city—it’s all the same.🗽⚾️ #LGM
