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BBC Complaints
@BBC_Complaints
Please tweet @ us with any complaints about the BBC and we will respond appropriately. Parody account - not affiliated with the British Broadcasting Corporation
United Kingdom
Joined April 2018
- Hi Helena, actually the delay was because John Rhys Davies escaped from his underwater prison, came back to the studio because he forgot his UKIP membership card and was shouting racial epithets at the production crew. Apologies, we’ll display this information on screen next time
- Replying to @martingfindlay and @audreysharp23Hi Martin, such slander. We handle all complaints with the respect they deserve.
- Replying to @circadiangod88 @heidiallen75 and @Jacob_Rees_MoggHi Gordon, we are currently under purdah, so we have to show balance to all political parties. Also, Jacob has put an ancient Victorian curse on the studio, so if we don’t have at least one crypto-fascist on screen at all times then the UK will be banished to the shadow realm
- Replying to @Alibaba20351877 and @SocialM85897394You’re more likely to get a decent response from me!
- Replying to @AntRDeanHi Lord Anthony, actually we cancelled your boring space show because don’t want the plebs finding out too much about the wonders of the universe, or they’ll lose interest in the banal drivel we show most of the time (e.g. Eastenders).
- Replying to @Waggot @JohnHumphrysr4 and 3 othersHi Waggot, everyone here agrees! However, taking care of John is part of the tenancy agreement at broadcasting house. This means that we’re not legally allowed to let him leave the building until 2042. The today show is our way to keep him busy and out of trouble. Hope this helps
- Replying to @BarberallaJohn @BorisJohnson and @Jeremy_HuntHi Babs, actually there is a proven link between exposure to @Jeremy_Hunt and increased risk of ulcerative colitis, so maybe we’ve done you a favour. Hope this helps.
- Replying to @londrenya and @BBCHi Tottenham Girl, being an MEP is an important job which requires regular overseas travel, dedication and commitment. Real MEPs are usually too busy to take part in Question Time in Bognor Regis or whatever leave voting hellscape we’re holding it in that week. Hope this helps
- Replying to @bellwhiffHi Paul, the standard complaints procedure is to wait until 7th day after the vernal equinox, sacrifice a lamb and two hamsters to the Director General, then make a smoke signal out of their remains. Hope this helps.
- Replying to @CrikeyAphrodite @theJeremyVine and @sara_wade“The Vine Stuff” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Maybe they should have gone with “Heard it through the grape Vine”
- Replying to @BBC_Complaints @CrikeyAphrodite and 2 othersOr “Last of the Summer Vine”
- Replying to @gam_catty @wkd666 and 4 othersHi Cat, I hope you don’t stop paying the licence fee. We all just bought boats to celebrate the Brexit party winning the EU elections and we really need the money to pay it off. Hope this helps.
- Replying to @stevegr666Hi Steve, I think your problem is that you are trying to ‘call’ our website. It might help if you try to use a computer. Hope this helps.
