in skyrim, if u play as a man & gay marry Derkeethus, the instant your wedding’s over he’ll inexplicably waltz out the door of the chapel & begin to wander all of skyrim, alone, forever. your only means of nullifying the marriage is to come upon him by chance in the wilderness
my literal favorite bitch. suppository night goblin heathen worm queen of wet earth. dunce of dunces and blight of all birds. spirit sister of the turgid rat, eye of the hidden, long forgotten matriarch of the oldest failures of god. final diamond at the end of time. the Kiwi