Axel
8,829 posts
- Replying to @uncledoomerYour honor, my client was having the best 2023 of his life
- Replying to @mattisbear[david attenborough voice] the couple are ready to mate, but then, something extraordinary happens. here, a female companion is called upon to assist the copulatory motion of the happy couple. her reward for the deed remains uncertain
- Replying to @FeralPHunterIf you look good you’re spending less time looking for dates. You’re just seeing the results of this effect
- Replying to @chinesegonHere’s the thing, Bob. It’s not that I’m lazy. I just don’t care
- Replying to @LegoRacers2Can you explain where the authoritarianism comes in? keeping a city safe is authoritarian how
- Replying to @schmaxelioWould be funny to identify the drone operator and give them a free day in court over the harassment. I mean since we're on the topic of comedy
