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Ashley Reisinger
@Awritesinger
Book Hoarder | Canadian, eh? | Assistant Literary Agent @TriadaUS | Opinions My Own | She/Her
Alberta
Joined November 2017
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    An updated #MSWL thread! In general, Iโ€™m looking for Adult, YA, & MG fiction. I'm drawn to romance, horror, lower SFF, and genre blending & am always looking for more diverse perspectives. I am NOT right for erotica, non-fic, lit fic, or lower MG/chap books. Specifics below.
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    Our dog knows way too many phrases now, so my husband and I have resorted to talking like Victorian nobility to get anything by him. "Have you taken the dog on a brisk adventure recently? Would you escort the canine to the backyard, forthwith? Has he supped yet?"
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    Being a writer is 20% Googling certain words to make sure they mean what you think they mean, 10% looking up baby names, 15% removing the word "just" from your MS, and 55% cleaning your house so you don't actually have to write.
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    Me, cradling a book written by someone on Twitter: my friend's book ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’– Them: but you've never even talked to that person-- Me: FRIEND'S!!! BOOK!!!!
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    Them: Oh! You're an author! You must know so much about writing and grammar and stuff!? Me, who places commas based on vibes and starts a new paragraph when there's not enough white space on the page: y-yes.
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    I strongly urge you never to ask a writer "what's the worst that could happen?" Because coming up with an answer to that question is basically our job and, not to brag, but we're exceptionally good at it.
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    As requested (you know who you are). Keanu Reeves as dogs.
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    My husband just said, out of the blue, "you know what would make a good Christmas thriller title? GOLD, FRANKINCENSE, AND MURDER" and then gave it the tagline: "the only present he wants this year is the truth" and wow I guess we're in the film industry now.
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    My favorite thing about writer twitter is being able to flail wildly in the bookstore and scream "THE PERSON WHO WROTE THAT BOOK LIKED ONE OF MY TWEETS ONCE; I HAD A 10 SECOND CONVERSATION ABOUT PLANTS WITH THAT AUTHOR; I DM-ED THAT WRITER AND THEY DM-ED ME BACK!"
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    I hope you're aware that if you have a published book, and you've even vaguely acknowledged me on Twitter, I tell everyone I know that we're friends as I pass your book in the store. I don't make the rules ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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    When someone asks how far along I am in my book... Me: I'm about 2/3 of the way through the self doubt phase. Should be onto crippling fear of rejection soon... #amwriting #amediting #writerslife
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    How to be a writer: Write words. Panic, because they're garbage. Rewrite words. Fall into a pit of extestential dread. Rise from the ashes. Write more. Congrats. You're a writer. #amwriting #writerslife #amediting
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    Three steps to becoming an #author: 1. Hoard coffee, you'll be needing it. 2. Forget about being everyone's friend. Your #writing will offend somebody. 3. #Write, all the time, everyday, and what you love. Secret step number 4: Never give up. #amwriting #writerslife
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    I am beyond thrilled to announce that I'm now represented by the WONDERFUL @UweStenderPhD. I couldn't be prouder to be a part of team @triadaus. Still feels a bit surreal that my dream agency & my dream agent fell in love with my dorky YA romance. How is this real life? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’–