Andrew Long, MD, ESQ (@AverageSizeAndy) / X

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

Your 5’9” 92Y. Opinions are my own. If you take me serious, that’s on you. Not here for politics. I’m not an MD, or ESQ….. Part-time underwear model.

Upstate, NY

Joined February 2011

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
May 22
My 1SG is looking to sell morale shirts for our unit. The goal is not to turn a profit, but to raise money for junior Enlisted to attend our ball in the coming years. Looking for an online shop that’s military friendly and won’t make achieving the end goal impossible.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Apr 23, 2025
Replying to @YE_TIMEZ
Dude started selling t shirts with swastikas on them. 😂😂😂 hope he gagged on it.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Jul 11, 2025
Replying to @CantEverDie
Not so fun fact. A real human being died that day and you’re a fucking loser.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Jul 19, 2025
Replying to @ChadsRcool
Bet if a dude she wasn’t attracted to randomly grabbed her boob, her tune would change quick fast and in a hurry.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Apr 22, 2025
Replying to @LibertyValkyrie
No where in that post does he mock the bracelet…. Can you read, or nah?
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Apr 13, 2025
Replying to @DanFernandes__
Girl Colby paid to join him has a dumper on her.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Sep 13, 2025
Replying to @ufc
Holy bots.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Aug 11, 2025
Replying to @Liz_Wheeler
Don’t take advice about anything from anyone in the binder brigade….. They are all grifting cucks.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Aug 20, 2025
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
I actually own this issue. It’s somewhere in my basement.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Apr 26, 2025
Replying to @creepydotorg
It’s a QR code scanner, but tactical.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Aug 12, 2025
Replying to @womanfailure and @girlfailureyuri
All cheaters should be banned.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Jun 2, 2025
Replying to @RealEmirHan
Darkest / most fucked up ending would have to be Oldboy (2003) for me.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Aug 24, 2025
Replying to @ronin21btc
This works great for me.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndy
Apr 13, 2025
Replying to @WhiteHouse and @elonmusk
Did we forget what account this is? Shouldn’t it be used for pressing matters and announcements? It is an official government account.
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