Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart for that.
Murderer:
Patricia Correll
54.5K posts
Patricia Correll
@Author_PCorrell
Writer of ghost stories, fantasy, and daily to-do lists. She/her. Life goal: to touch every animal.
Joined September 2015
- The whole purpose of the postmenopausal female is to lead a rebellion against a lingering empire.
- A bit of encouragement, since I turn 45 this year (better get my butt in gear though).
- Mom called to let me know she's mailing my children Emotional Support Pickles.
- School cancelled tomorrow (weather). I am not telling the kids. That way they will do their homework, take showers & go to bed at a decent time. If they knew they'd try to push back on all of it. I'll tell them in the morning 😈
- I don't know what happens if you don't say 'cows' when you see cows while driving on the highway, but I am not about to find out.
- The Chicago Sun-Times published an upcoming summer books list that is obviously AI. The clues are that there is no byline and at least 8 of these titles do not exist.
- Third-grader asked what kind of app I would find useful. I said one where I could type in an ingredient & the app would collect recipes using that ingredient. Today he... presented me with the app. And it works 😮
- Oh man I should do this. After a year we could probably take a cruise!
- Look at this box. This box is so freaking cool. I can stand in it with about 8 inches to spare. It's one of the best boxes I ever saw. #Box
- It's beautiful and I hope my stupid joke brings you lots of attention and customers! I live veeeery far away or I would definitely come myself!
- Replying to @jbvconnorReally? I'm a biological cis woman and I am not insulted at all. Have you tried asking women or are you just assuming?
- Friend's teen daughter crocheted me a squid. What should I name him?
- Replying to @Author_PCorrellEveryone keeps joking about someone named Joe. Who is that?