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please, mr. post man
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please, mr. post man
@AuntColony
Mr. PostMan, also Mr. ToastMan || Vice-Treasurer of the Jaden McDaniels Fan Club || Your favorite highbie's favorite lowbie
- Far right psychos simply cannot wrap their heads around the fact that most people find it uncomfortable at best to be around someone whose entire life revolves around vitriol and hate for people they don't even knowJust got this from my best friend for over ten years.
- Possibly the best bit in any TV show ever was making "teen Dexter" just 40yo Michael C. Hall in the cheapest wig ever made
- this is just a burger, right? am i going insane, what makes this a "chinese version?"China's version of hamburger On the streets of Changchun. In a country of delicious food, a modified version of hamburger naturally appears.🍔🍔🍔😋😋😋
00:00 - Please enjoy this video of a Proud Boy getting knocked around lol
00:00 - Replying to @DuckHonkini like hanging out with my wife, so i married her. devastating way to find out we have a bad marriage
- Replying to @jenny2x4what are her comics even about?? he works full time and still does household chores and all the yard work, handles the grocery shopping, and watches the kid(s) multiple nights a week. what does she want him to do??
- Your political beliefs are who you are at your core, they are a direct manifestation of your fundamental beliefs. If your fundamental beliefs are "other races are inferior" or "trans people are mentally ill pedophiles" then I think you're a bad person, it's simple!
- Replying to @intelSEBASTIAN[Frantically to my last remaining friend as they walk away] You don't get it, I think your genes are superior to their's too! Why are you upset??
- Replying to @bugpostingi mean sacha baron cohen literally had a concierge offer him preteen boys to fuck like he was offering an extra pillow, offered the video to the authorities, and the feds were just 🤷♂️
Israel is the only country in the world not allowed to win a war, apparently.- Replying to @AuntColonyThis is what an average American 16yo looked like before they started using seed oils in all of our food
- Posting it is the only reason he texted him in the first place, the friend was clearly trying to be respectful of their history by quietly pulling away and this dude saw an opportunity to farm clout off it
