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Ashley
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Ashley
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- Replying to @ianmilesmen used to go to war, now they complain about female video game characters not being sexy enough
- “If JPM doesn’t withdraw their lawsuit, I will give them a one star review on Yelp”
- Replying to @MarkHamill and @goldenglobesseems to have gone better than your meeting with your father
- how me and my girls celebrate all our victories x.com/MarioGiraudo13…
- imagine not being a billionaire and also not having love
- Replying to @benshapiromen used to go to war, now they spend 43 minutes complaining about a movie about a doll
- Replying to @shoe0nheadMarriage is just extending the relationship you already had, it’s sad people see marriage as “ball and chain” when it’s actually pretty awesome you get to spend every day of your life with your bestie
- Replying to @BornakangI thought she was going to make all of them explode but I’m very happy with the ending
- Replying to @EdKrassenthis is such a weird question LOL like why would that ever happen
