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ArlingtonBro
@ArlingtonBro
The point of a parody account is to be funny. I’m trying my best
Arlington, VA
Joined January 2013
- “Men used to go to war”, yeah and women used to get the shit beat out of them for dumb comments like that
- Blow dealer in the most conspicuous vehicle to grace this earth. Rockstar.Marty McHigh! NJ driver crashes his 1980s Delorean, is busted with 87 bags of cocaine trib.al/pBHHB3A
- Bouta “hey you arent supposed to look better than the bride” my way into some bedsheets this weekend
- Cant wait for AJ and Big Justice to get 5 duis in the Boom Truck
- This is Kamala Harris's stepdaughter Ella Emhoff. She supports Hamas. Any thoughts?
- I need a girlfriend that can do exactly this. I will do anything
00:00 - Does a girl in the arlington/d.c. area work from home and want to tan at my pool/have a quickie sometime next week?
- Nice blonde girl with family money Nice blonde girl with family money Nice blonde girl with family money Nice blonde girl with family money
- My good friend recommended the house made garlic aioli. Just a classic summer flavor #CTL
