PinnedAleggs@ArchiemurpNov 29, 2024POV: youโre the fat shit I just took at work151540240211K11K506K506K
Aleggs@ArchiemurpMar 15, 2024โAre you wearing theโฆโ โThe Chanel 5% mince. Yeh, I am.โ331591594.1K4.1K223K223K
Aleggs@ArchiemurpApr 22, 2022How does one stretch when one is already pretty flexible??343469692.7K2.7K
Aleggs@ArchiemurpMar 8, 2022Finally caught my landlord letting himself in. I bloody knew it939351512.7K2.7K
Aleggs@ArchiemurpApr 23, 2025I want a boyfriend whoโll be content with meRYโฑฏN@ryx3altApr 22, 2025I want a boyfriend whoโll make content with me121299992.3K2.3K118K118K
Aleggs@ArchiemurpMar 12, 2023Replying to @_reevalNah this guy is fab. He deserves no hate22661.7K1.7K87K87K
Aleggs@ArchiemurpSep 14, 2024Last yearโs winter boyfriend did a shit job of keeping me warm so opening the applications early this year383818181.3K1.3K95K95K
Aleggs@ArchiemurpSep 24, 2025Looking like this would have me switch teams from a winter-lover to a summer-lover2210101.1K1.1K64K64K