Whenever i'm about to open up a bag of chips, i picture RFK Jr giving me this look, and i put down the bag of chips and get myself a carrot
Annie
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Annie
@AnnettePrestia
• I start every conversation with: "As a woman..."
• I'm half Latina so if you disagree with any of my tweets you're 50% racist
Joined December 2017
- Polling is starting to look like Kamala's legs
- "Kill yourself" is either an insult that will get you kicked off Twitter or health advice from the Canadian government
- All orange everything to color coordinate with my boy Trump🧡 Orange woman bad 😛
- You guys 🥹 It's been a really long week and i've been feeling kinda down. So today, i stopped off to get a cup of coffee. As i was waiting in line, i feel these small arms around my legs, looked down, and it was a little girl giving me a hug. Her dad pulled her away and
- Welcome to 2020, where you’re not allowed to read the news, definitions of words are changed on a dime, leaving your house or wanting to earn a paycheck gets you called selfish and breathing in fresh air is illegal. But people from thousands of years ago are the real problem
- Joe Biden tweeting out "my account was hacked" would kill right now
- Replying to @jakeshieldsajjShe really hates being sexualized, can't ya tell? The only thing the dude did wrong was not pay her
- Replying to @RealJamesWoods and @BrennaIsRightI'd bet my life that white woman voted for Biden
- Replying to @SethDillonGaetz is imagining what can be... McCarthy is still burdened by what has been
- My cousin asked me if i could wake up her 5 year old daughter. So i walked to her room and told her the new strain of coronavirus is spreading globally even though the unvaccinated can't travel internationally. "Are you awake yet??"
