Warning: fetish account. Minors DNI
The account where I record (via stories and audio) all the dumb stuff I put my gut through ^-^
Don't try this at home
π Welcomeπ
This is more chaotic account for me to dump (hah) on here:
- raw audio clips
- some super short audio pieces
- A lot of really silly experiments I do (mostly with explosive consequences)
It's been quite a few years since I attempted to record a single continuous fart that surpassed my previous recording I posted on tumblr... Think it was 28 seconds or something.
Anyways so im 4 cans of baked beans down, wish me luck π
Finally found a company that sells lactose sugar for baking/cooking.
Can now make more delicious desserts with increased "firepower" π. Only problem with this intolerance is making sure I'm not going anywhere for the next half a day
Decided to spend my day munching on sugar free gummies throughout the whole of the day in between meals to see what happens. Wish my toilet good luck π
Idea that I'm surprised that I haven't seen around much: A fetish story told like an audiobook, except the onomatopoeia is done with audio sound effects.
It's something I might try using a snippet first if I've got time in the next weeks...
Didn't finish the bag in the end so will save them for another day. Got a decent amount of recordings to go through
(Also, I may or may not be having several cans of baked beans for dinner cuz why not-)
This is a long shot, but if anyone can remember how many litres of milk I drank for the like/share milk challenge I did years ago, that number would be appreciated.
I may or may not be wanting to try it again in Jan. Otherwise will assume 2 litres (~0.5 gallons)
πHad some qs on why I yeeted this account. Part of it was me feeling like I didn't use this enough, but after some some thought, I think it's been something else.
I've found that I sometimes feel weird posting my irl stuff on my AD acct and... I have no clue why... (1/3)
Thanks to everyone who gave their two cents π
I am in the camp of I like them all but I think over time I've been leaning more towards the stomach gurgles and diarrhoea if I had to choose.
Recording wise, I like the feeling of the build up + release especially with gas...
All the toilet-related audio is stuff I've recorded sometime this month and near the end of last year. I don't record anywhere near as much as I used to unfortunately...
Had a couple of people message me about getting a downloadable version of all the audio clips
I haven't had the time to clean the remaining files up unfortunately. Probs won't be able to for another 2-3 weeks or so. Apologies for that
It's really dumb but I think it's probably me feeling self conscious about posting my more dumb horny side I guess?
I have actually been posting my stuff under a different account (some of you have stumbled across it before), so I'm definitely chill w/ posting all this... (2/3)
After giving myself a metaphorical slap, I've decided to bring this account back up for the dumb horny fun. It won't be active as much as my others, but I hope you guys enjoy β₯οΈ