My fun Barbie story is that I saw it with a friend who’s ESL and whenever she didn’t understand a joke I felt the deepest self consciousness at other people thinking I was mansplaining 😭
“I went to Italy and ate pasta all day but still lost weight so it must be American food!” (Never mind the fact that I actually got off my ass and walked around unlike when I’m back home)
I’m so millennial I didn’t even register this tweet could be about a phone call 😭 I thought I was being sentenced to death for playing Candy crush on my train ride lmao
In my Twitter communist society we have abolished work and everyone will do the tasks they’re best suited for. I just so happen to be good at art, baking, and playing with dogs. I’m sure someone else out there is passionate about sewage detailing and janitorial work 🤔
To People saying it was a joke as part of his schtick…it doesn’t gross you out that his idea of a joke is “haha I picked through a catalogue of desperate and abused women and raped the youngest one”? 😳