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Andy Kindler
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Andy Kindler
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Time to exit this fascist echo chamber. bsky.app/profile/andyki…
- Mexico has volunteered to pay for the walls that are closing in on Trump.
- "Jewish Republicans" cheering at the prospect of our country closing its doors to asylum seekers must have really short term memories.
- Joe Rogan was a terrible standup, who made grunting noises to get laughs. Jimmy Dore wasn’t even funny in conversation. Russell Brand was an uptempo fast talking hack turned fast talking grifter. Adam Carolla was always a bullying racist trying to pass as edgy. I could go on.
- In my day we didn’t have Tinder. If we saw someone attractive we went home and cried for a week.
- "I heard you were responsible for like 30 million deaths. That's crazy." Jimmy Fallon interviewing Stalin
- Replying to @realDonaldTrump@realDonaldTrump Sadly your racism is poisoning your barely functioning brain. You are a terrible person.
- Covid-19 was caused by Donald Trump making out with a bat. A lot of people are saying this.
- I did a joke at the Improv about being the first comedian to joke about the differences between men and women and literally no one had any idea what I was talking about. If we lose the memory of hack comedy are we even alive?
- I think the nickname “Sleepy Joe” is backfiring. After 4 years of Trump “Sleepy Joe” sounds relaxing.
- I put a curse on Trump 45 years ago when he weaseled out of paying my dad who was a plumbing and heating contractor in Queens. The point is, it might take awhile, but never let go of your dreams.
- STILL HOLDS UP!!!Donald Trump is perfect if you like your Hitler stupid.
- Once at a comedy club in the 80's my parachute pants didn't open onstage.
