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ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ
@AndyAndy
"Out of hatred for the cockroach, the ants voted for the insecticide. They all died, including the housefly that didn't vote."
- Thank goodness I'm not your bro.Bro to Bro: Never HAVE SEX with a woman who is OLDER than you.
- "I'll retire in 2006." 20 years later. 😂😂😂
- That ni99a is laughing.It is well, Mr. President. 😭😭😭😭😭
- Leta ndege yako moja tushuke kama Seals huko parliament.Replying to @omwambaKEThat’s an insane argument. Controlling Picketing armless demonstrators did not require hand carried explosives.
00:00Nani ako na ile video ya murkomen akilia after an injury during a football match?- Space iko na watu wengi kuliko capacity ya Stamford Bridge.
- We are in hell, but our neighbors are in hell's basement.Moses Ali, an 86-year-old Ugandan legislator with 54 years in government, is asking voters to re-elect him. A former Lieutenant General, Deputy Prime Minister, and Minister, he may be showing signs of Parkinson’s disease.
00:00 - Mbona mnaomboleza nabii na hatuna memo?Blackout in Nyahururu but 🕯️🕯️🕯️
- Al Yusra just gave us free food. #RejectFinanceBill2024
- Hio "haha" is where the pain is at. Be easy.Just remembered niko na almost more than a week tangu niachwe,and that doesn't move me haha
