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Andrew Turmer
@AndrewTurmer
Usually found getting bossed around SW London by a tiny dog. Happiest when going full Nigella in the kitchen.
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Jan 19, 2023
    £27m over a 3 year contract = £9m/year on the books. Mudryk is costing Chelsea £10m/year. Weird that one deal for a 28 y/o at their ceiling has been described as smart whilst the other for a 22 y/o with scope to improve is mad.
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    Fabrizio Romano
    @FabrizioRomano
    Jan 19, 2023
    Understand Leandro Trossard contract with Arsenal will be valid until 2026 and not 2027 — small change from few mins ago. 🚨⚪️🔴 #AFC More: medical tests will take place on Friday and official statement will follow.
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Jan 15, 2022
    Tuchel: "Sometimes Lukaku needs to create his own service and he had many ball losses and had his own chance. He is included in this." Good to see Tuchel call him out. Lukaku has not been good enough. #MCICHE
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    May 2, 2024
    Against Chelsea’s reserves with 14 injuries.
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    Tottenham Hotspur
    @SpursOfficial
    May 2, 2024
    Full-time at Stamford Bridge.
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Jun 2, 2020
    Replying to @ladyhaja
    Police in Philadelphia raised it to another outrageous level - trapped peaceful protestors against a bank so they couldn’t escape then...gassed them. Disgusting and unhinged.
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    Rome
    @bbcease
    Jun 1, 2020
    Vine St. Expressway, Philly. THEY ARE LITERALLY TRAPPED.
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Oct 4, 2025
    Replying to @verstappenews
    Lando slowing down to block Max on his final lap was a pathetic move. Shows how desperate McLaren are now to stop Max. The championship is still on. And good on Max for saying he won’t forget Lando being a twat.
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Oct 25, 2024
    Replying to @AshleyRParker
    Democracy dies in darkness thanks to the cowardice of leaders who don't care about anyone else but themselves. Your boss is a coward who can't even front up and own his decision. And he won't feel any pain from it.
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Dec 19, 2023
    Very weird Sky analysis after that win. Newcastle getting the sympathy vote and described as the unlucky losers. What did Newcastle create tonight? Is it just Newcastle’s squad with 10+ injuries? Sky having a very strange night. #CHENEW #CarabaoCup
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Dec 12, 2021
    Replying to @redbullracing
    That was for Silverstone. That was for Hungary. That was for lap 1. YES MAX! He deserves this. Karma.
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Jan 6, 2024
    Jonathan Pearce is a moron. Mudryk didn't cost £88m and calling him out for Colwill hoofing the ball into the stands is ridiculous. He's just an easy target to kick. #CHEPNE
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Aug 30, 2024
    Replying to @ClientlessCopy and @MauricioPanini
    It’s like clockwork. Every Chelsea player is shit and every Chelsea signing is an overpaid flop. Until…a rival gets linked to them. Then they’re a bargain, hidden gem, great value, full of upside. These fans are wonderfully predictable.
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Jan 4, 2021
    Replying to @PickardJE and @FT
    A negative test and robust quarantine processes for any arrivals like countries in Asia have had since March? Why has it taken 10 months to even draft proposals?
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Jan 21, 2020
    Emerson looked up, saw Tammy on the floor injured and instead of kicking the ball out of play to stop the game, gave it back to Arsenal to run at our box and equalise. How can anyone explain or defend stupidity like that? #CHEARS
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Jul 8, 2023
    Checo humiliating himself at a level even Gasly and Albon failed to reach in a Red Bull. He deserves to get binned.
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    Andrew Turmer
    @AndrewTurmer
    Sep 24, 2024
    Replying to @ClientlessCopy and @MauricioPanini
    Mudryk squaring it for a teammate to tap in to an empty net instead of shooting from 30 yards is more than Madueke has done recently…
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