my mom had a patient tell her at 11AM that a man was in the room telling them to come with him (its just my mom and the patient in the room), so my mom’s response was “you better tell him to come back at 7:30 when my shift is over” why the patient died at 7:35 🥴🥴
Ally
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21+ | Miami 🛩️ Houston | Pisces IG: 1ally3 |
Joined January 2020
- why yall think the second pic is the restaurant? we’re not inconsiderate, we went to the sex club after
- black mirror literally has TWO episodes for reference on why this is a terrible idea!!!!Nah they really got these robot police dogs in NYC. This is wild
00:00 - i really hope yall true love with someone that you are sexually compatible with and makes you feel comfortable to explore yall’s sexual desires; whether that be in a monogamous or poly relationship.
- getting my pussy ate, on a roof, in the middle of the mountains in DR was a peak life experience
- you really be paying rent with your mental health at your parents place
- she said fuck around and find out and he wasnt tryna find out
- Okay so Pisces season is approaching and the Pisces slander has increased significantly; as a Pisces I’m GENUINELY asking, what’s the fucking beef man
- i deadass cant believe he really used that album cover
- the most important meal of the day is the meal before you get drunk
- body dysmorphia is real and it be kicking my ass
- gentle parenting tik toks make me really happy. its lovely to see a bunch of millennial parents breaking generational curses
- masturbation is literally sex with the person you should love the most; if you cant make yourself cum, don’t expect your partners to


