Was Truss even in the flat at No.10 long enough for BT Broadband to give her an appointment to connect the internet? PM on a dongle, it’s no life.
Alice Levine
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Alice Levine
@Alicelevine
Your British Scandals, your My Dad Wrote A Pornos, your Crossed Wires, your documentaries. Work stuff: [email protected]
Joined January 2009
- I don’t usually rate horror films but the one being advertised at the moment is chilling. They think the guy is dead, they search the house and he’s gone, but then he comes back to life and when they turn back around, there he is, standing in the leadership race.
- When a film uses a real picture of the actor when they were younger, I always think about them calling up their mum to ask them to go into the attic, get out the box of albums, find a photo of when they’re on a merry-go-round or holding a doll or whatever, scan it and email it.
- Don’t F*ck With Cats on Netflix is quite upsetting to watch - mainly because in order to open a YouTube video they keep manually copying the whole url & manually pasting it into a new web browser rather than using the shortcut to open in a new tab or window. A true crime.
- So mad. TOO MANY people backed me to be leader. You don’t need to see the numbers, it’s boring. I’ve got it all on my phone, but it’s broken + the battery’s dead. Anyway, I won’t be standing. Also, I never was. But I did get loads of votes. So, that clears that up. So weird, man.
- Just saw a man in all the work out gear, jogging at quite a pace with a water bottle in his hand. Except, it wasn’t a water bottle. It was a partially drunk 2 pint of milk…BLUE TOP. For the love of all that is holy!
- Guys, I can finally announce, I left Radio 1 to join Steele’s Pots and Pans Radio as Ian Snail’s co-host #pornoday
- I have really hurt my back. I couldn’t get out of bed without help. So I made an osteopath appointment, and they asked how it happened. I didn’t know how to say “doing an impression for my brother of Zendaya riding the sandworm”, so summarised to, “I think it just went”.
- No one actually liked PEZ, they just liked the dispenser. If they were in a packet we wouldn’t have given them a drop of saliva. There, I finally said it. That’s a weight off.
- My friend’s daughter just hitched her trousers to just below her armpits and said “I want to wear them like Alice does”. So, there’s that.
- A man at the lido just told me I swim at “a very respectable pace”. What happened after that is all a blur, Your Honour.
- This is going to be so much fun 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Finally on Radio 4 so the parents can hear something I’ve made 🤣🙄.@Alicelevine is the next curator of the infinite & imaginary at #TheMuseumOfCuriosity - she joins John Lloyd for a new series on Monday 7 September 6.30pm @BBCRadio4 - bbc.in/2FE3vL9 @MuseumOfCurios
- Obsessed with films when they say “X you need to get some sleep, you look like SHIT” and they cut to X and it’s Emily Blunt with flawless skin and piercing eyes, BUT her t-shirt is quite baggy
- Just told an American that we call “sprinkles” “hundreds & thousands”, his eyes opened wide, and then he burst into a plume of smoke, from which a beautiful bird emerged, spreading its wings and flying far into the distance. Which I thought was actually a proportionate response.
