Ali Woods
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Ali Woods
@AliWoodsGigs
Comedian, writer, ginger
- Your parents randomly mentioning everyone’s race/ethnicity/religion in the story
00:00 - On the train and I’ve just heard the “HELLO MOTO” ringtone. Fascinating. Like a relic from a bygone era, an ancient song. The lady answered and said “Just letting you know I’m on the bus” even though we’re on a train. Magnificent few seconds.
- Trying to have a conversation with someone who doesn’t ask questions
00:00 - Scandalous start to Christmas. Sister opened the roses and there were 0 Tangy Orange Cremes, and only 1 Caramel. She’s crying, I’m distraught, dad’s had to go for a walk
- Your parents randomly mentioning everyone’s size in their story
00:00 - A girl you haven’t chatted to since school will post “5 years with this one. Can’t believe I found my person. You make me happy every day ❤️❤️” And the picture is just this
- I loved doing Fanny Studies at uni! Oral exam was stressful tho
