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Ali Lerman
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Ali Lerman
@AliNotAlli
Basketball junkie and writer. Please don't DM me, I don't check.
- If Elon Musk brings Trump back to Twitter I am moving to Canada.
- Replying to @AliNotAlliWelcome to Twitter: A lot of you don't get sarcasm and it shows
- Getting a vaccine is cool but have you ever tried shutting the fuck up about it.
- Replying to @BuzzPattersonI was 100% joking, as are all of my tweets, but this is a big moment for me!! Thank you for your service!! omg my old boss is such a fan he's going to lose it.
- Let me know when the FBI raids Ghislaine Maxwell's client list.
- Welcome to Twitter. Someone will be along shortly to threaten your life because you enjoy laughing.
- Gonna gain 200 pounds, become a Victoria Secret model, and own you all.
- Jussie Smollett is guilty. Water is wet. Epstein didn't kill himself.
- Exciting news I watched a Justin Bieber documentary and now I'm a Belieber.
- You guys are gonna lose it when Elon releases Ghislaine Maxwell's client list on Friday.
- AOC is vacationing maskless in Miami because she's better than us.
- Today I am 11 months alcohol-free. I hope that is ok with all of you.
- Today I am 60 days alcohol free. I've also saved myself $33,392 in Amazon purchases which isn’t great for the economy so I'm sorry about that.