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Ali
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I do standup and music. Still looking for a 3rd way to disappoint my parents [email protected]
Joined April 2016
- Because he didn’t do it. He literally did not do itLuigi Mangione pleads not guilty to murder and terror charges in the death of the UnitedHealthcare CEO.
- i showed this picture to my dad and he said “Ali I have to go to work”Many Muslims are angry about this photo and say it is Islamophobia.
- i don’t mean to sound crazy or anything but there are definitely snakes living in my walls
- if i got a tattoo that said “god” and it started to remove itself from my skin i think id start praying IMMEDIATELY
- this cool couple at the gym just came to me and said they wanna work out with me. They even took my number
- go home bro
00:10The Harry Styles lookalike contest in London has started. - no horror movie in the last decade has come close to being as scary as this 15 second video
00:00 - they are not humans🚨🇮🇱 Israeli terrorists CELEBRATE the MASSACRE and BURNING of Rafah!
00:00 - do weddings actually cost like $50,000 or is everyone lying for fun
- throughout history, older generations have always believed that the younger/newer generation, no matter the time period, lacks discipline and respect. this isn’t really new, but i think we should avoid falling into that cycle before we start sounding/acting like our parentsthe newer generation of kids are DEFINITELY getting worse.. they don’t wanna even go to school, they have no respect, they all drugged out early af. Mfs are 15 years old & scamming. It’s actually scary af
- ngl u could taste the bankruptcyoh my god
- ngl its pretty clear what she’s talking abtLike wtf is she talking about? 😂
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