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time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
Alex McDaniel
1,498 posts
Alex McDaniel
@AlexMcDaniel
writer, editor, naysayer. the south is home.
Chicago, IL
Joined February 2009
- name a fictional character who would pay for twitter blue
- the governor of texas being duped by the dunning-kruger times is too on the nose for my taste, please pay the writers
- spend less time being mad about a guy who’s paid to piss people off and more time watching SVP and ryan clark’s masterclass in empathy, compassion and responsible reporting
- OH LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TURNED YOUR ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND INTO A TED LASSO ISLAND (the last one is obvs keeley)
- my son’s school banned tag after a few kids played too hard and got hurt so he and his friends decided the best way to get it reinstated is to create a google presentation for the principal buckle up
- Replying to @AlexMcDanieland britney’s a stronger woman than i am because there’s no way in hell i’d let a dude from millington get away with any of that
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.- guess they’re still mad about ole miss losing to the united states in 1962
- if tiger spent three months a year bleeding and coping with period pain, they'd make a whole-ass documentary about how champions overcome insurmountable obstacles
- i wrote about being tired
- we need to talk about how young colin firth was just fancy joe burrow
00:00 - chick-fil-a has never been the lord’s chicken and the lord would back me up on this but he’s at popeyes getting an entirely different meal than he ordered and praising himself for it
