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Alex Edelman
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Alex Edelman
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- How come every cop is outfitted like an Avenger but health care professionals are out there fighting COVID wearing barrels on suspenders
- man when you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells
- I sat next to Quincy Jones once at something I had to perform at and at some point he said "Are you Jewish?" and when I told him I was he said "I produced a couple of Jews" and I said "musicians?" and he said "children."
- Kinda messed up that Fathers get a day and Sharks get a whole week when you consider that fathers attack way more people a year
- People genuinely don't seem to understand that this could happen at any synagogue in America.
- I don’t know why we’re not always talking about this. Brittney Griner should be our biggest sports story. It’s *SURREAL* that one of our country’s most dominant athletes is being arbitrarily imprisoned by a hostile state.
- Replying to @credenzaclear2I find that it rides up on me so I prefer to wear boxers or briefs.
- Got an email from my dentist letting me know he’s “thinking about me on my birthday today.” He died in December.
- If you’re Jewish and not with your family or congregation today, remember that you are part of a community that is not bound to a physical location. An eternally unified people, impossible to divide, committed to a set of undying principles. Shana Tova.
- Wait is the sport from challengers real or is it a quidditch situation
- The shul let the gunman in because they thought he was an unhoused person in need of shelter.
- You know who gets to say what is and isn’t anti-Semitic? Jews. No one else.
- If I die from an earthquake in a midtown Duane Reade, I’m going to be pretty pissed.
