I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.
Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks
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Filmmaker, actor, author Albert Brooks. Originally joined Twitter to promote my book. Now trapped. Can't get out. HELP. albertbrooks.com
- Breaking News: Trump to back out of Louisiana Purchase.
- Today was in an historic day. Donald Trump finally proved there was voter fraud. By him.
- R.I.P. My dear brother Bob Einstein. A great brother, father and husband. A brilliantly funny man. You will be missed forever.
- If I handed in a 500 page script with notes scribbled on every page it would take someone 3 weeks to even read. The tax bill that will affect all of us for the rest of our lives was exactly that and approved in one hour at 2:00 a.m. Shame on you who represent us.
- I feel like I've taken a 200 pound shit.
- R.I.P. William Hurt. So sad to hear this news. Working with him on Broadcast News was amazing. He will be greatly missed.
- Trump announced today that he will run in 2020. Robert Mueller said, "If I were you I would run now."
- “I’m going to miss 2017” said no sane person anywhere.
- This is literally insane. The fire in So Cal is not a forest, its downed power lines and 70 mph winds. And most of the forest in California is federal land, of which you have slashed the budget. Why don't you stay in Paris, just a thought.There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!
- Trump got a very nice note from Biden today. It said Stay Positive.
- It’s so odd this election had the same machines the same poll workers the same rules and yet not one republican is saying it’s fixed. I wonder what happened.
- R.I.P. Carl Reiner. Growing up Carl was like a second dad to me. He was the greatest. Not just as a comic legend but as a man. There was no one else this funny and this nice. I loved him.
- Trump said in his CPAC speech that Biden has undone all of his achievements. It’s true. Covid is down, people aren’t attacking the Capitol, we’re acknowledging science and we’re not reading daily hate tweets. Miss ya, buddy.
