Guys if you’re talking about interest, it is “piqued”, not “peaked”. I’m sorry. This bothers me a little.
Sentient Felicity (Kate R.)
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Sentient Felicity (Kate R.)
@AlaskanKate
Alaska-grown, Jersey for now. Jesus is LORD. Writer, pianist, knitter, hockey player, friend. Make peace, make dinner, make room. #SEAKraken
Joined April 2011
- I simply NEED to know why Philadelphia cream cheese is so much better than all the other cream cheeses. Idc if it’s chemicals, I just want the truth. I can take it.
- I have been told I am unreasonable about expecting others to be on time SO please actually tell me: is 20 minutes long enough to wait for someone before I can, in good conscience, leave?
- Idk if I know a single man who wouldn't enjoy a board of cured meats w his name spelled in cheese cubes
- The girlboss leaving my body the second any maintenance light in my car comes on
GIF - Abolish the white elephant. Nobody needs more trinkets from Home Goods and there is no universal standard on getting actual decent gifts vs trash. Make it stop. Why are we doing this.
- I asked for dress code for an event I’m singing at today and was just told to “wear what you’d wear to church”. Babe, you are from Texas. I am Alaskan. I have gone to church in waders before. Gonna need you to be more specific. 😂
- I need someone to commiserate with me on the senselessness of cruises as a vacation option. The aggressive mediocrity. The dystopian nightmare of being at sea with thousands of other people just for fun. Etc. Pls, can anyone relate???
- Not the girl who once told me I’m the “meanest person she’s ever met” being condescending to her own wedding guests in a Facebook post. 😂
- The looks on people’s faces when I give them jars of smoked salmon as a gesture of gratitude make me feel like I’m from another world. This is the social currency of my people. I caught that salmon and smoked it myself. It is my love and my labor. 😭
- Trying to explain Le Creuset fixation to a man by saying it's the dish version of having all Milwaukee power tools instead of buying them at, like, Harbor Freight. I hope I did this metaphor correctly.
- Everyone's asleep so I feel like I can whisper this into the dark void: Full on started crying while cashiering during PEAK Costco weekend madness bc a man came through my line who reminded me EXACTLY of my dad. His wife took my hand and was like, "We were meant to see you."
- Me: “Do you have any songs you’re really hoping to learn in piano lessons?” 7 yo boy, dead serious: “Well my main goal for being here is really to learn The Muffin Man.” You got it, brother. 🫡