It takes an awful lot of guts to tell someone something like this to their face. You can hear the courage in her voice. But well done you, whoever you are, I think you’re brilliant
Adrian Edmondson ❎
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Adrian Edmondson ❎
@AdrianEdmondson
BERSERKER! Out now.
Joined December 2010
- This obsession with ‘working hard’ and ‘hard working families’ is depressingly Victorian. We live in an age of machines that can do all that stuff for us. People should be having more diverse and more fulfilled lives, not grinding away until they die.
- This Boris bloke applauding his nurses - is he the same one that cheered along with all his chums in the Commons in 2017 when the Conservatives successfully blocked any chance of nurses getting a pay rise?
- It appears you could have held a proper wake with lots of people during lockdown if you’d designated a ‘funeral’ as a ‘leaving do’ (which is sort of technically is?)
- And also mice? We could train mice to run down into the lungs with a small dustpan and brush? Magnets on a string? Petrol - a small controlled internal fire? These are also interesting to me and should be tested...
- I’ve written Priti Patel’s number out to make it more understandable: 300,000,34,900,74,000
- So, I've had the jab: a) No improvement in wifi. b) Bill Gates has not been in touch. c) I have not grown a tail. Very disappointed.
- Terry Jones was the only Python who agreed to appear in The Young Ones. It was like affirmation from God himself. This was the man who’d directed what was, and still is, the funniest feature film ever made. We loved him for it, and always will. Sadly, he’s eaten his last mint...
- Just trapped myself on a window ledge whilst cleaning the windows. Had to ask passerby to fetch help. Fire Brigade came. Small crowd gathered - thoroughly enjoying themselves. FB very kind and didn’t snigger too much as they rescued me. How’s your Bank Holiday?
- It’s my birthday so you’d all better be ruddy well nice to me!
- I don’t think enough people have seen this. It’s Kurt Vonnegut talking to his wife about going out to get an envelope (we’re here on earth to fart around):
- Babs was once in Filthy, Rich & Catflap which was filmed in front of a live audience. There was a tech fault, the lights went off and they couldn’t get them back on. Babs pipes up: “It’s alright my darlings, we’re all stars - we can fucking twinkle”
- I have booked a window cleaner...
