this one will go through the eye of needle 😭
Camel spotted in Nigeria
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- nobody: my dad on the family group chat on a random Tuesday morning:
- I need to marry a forgiving woman sha. One who’d let go and let God when she catches me stealing our child’s cerelac at midnight. One who won’t bring it up when I go ahead to complain the next day that ‘this tin dey quick finish o, na original we buy so?’ God abeg 🤲🏾
When you think of acting range, what do you think of? Post the same actor in two roles that show their range. I’ll start with Al Pacino in The Godfather and Jack & Jill.- when we were younger and my mum travelled, my dad would make us clean everywhere in anticipation of her return. he’d particularly prep their room new sheets, air freshener and all… bombastic hindsight… he’d get a welcome card and we’d…Nigerian fathers when their wives travel: *pushes bedroom door open and stomps inside daughter's room* "Your mother said she was going for only ten days. It's been four days and she's not yet back. If I talk now, they'll say I'm restricting her freedom."
- i think the hardest part in raising godly children is that after everything you’ve done, they’ll socialize with kids like this at school. God, please, be a cover.
00:00 - Out sha allah in the name of Jesus!IN SHA ALLAH ♾️
- I was studying the word some time back and the Holy Spirit was just highlighting to me the fact that Moses, Aaron and Miriam were at the fore of God’s move in their day. Miriam was such a force of influence that by just picking her tambourine...
