Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do
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- The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise
- name a 3 curse word combo better than “bitch ass nigga”
- Fcking on yo couch & then letting ppl sit on it is wild to me
- making out and dry humping is a lost art tbh
- Dragonball Z is basically niggas getting they ass beat and saying “Wait til Goku get here”
- i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand
- Job applications be like “how did u hear about us?” bro why, was it a secret?
- It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.
- you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in
- Guys do not skip the phase of living alone, Amazing experience
- Replying to @AwakenjpBro who even thinks about hanging an elephant? You gotta be a real diabolical mf
- I do not understand billionaires. like wtf else could you mfs possibly want
- April fools day is cancelled today because there’s no bigger joke than living in this generation and economy