maybe: adam@AdamRHawthorneAug 25, 2025surprised my coworkers w donuts and literally no one wanted one.. GIF1.4K1.4K6K6K327K327K9.6M9.6M
maybe: adam@AdamRHawthorneDec 25, 2024Didn’t get a man for Christmas like I asked x.com/Zanfa/status/1…91912.2K2.2K38K38K8.8M8.8M
maybe: adam@AdamRHawthorneMar 10, 2025if likes were still public a surprising amount of republican politicians / staffers would be in trouble777738438435K35K977K977K
maybe: adam@AdamRHawthorneApr 3, 2024my version of being gay is being absolutely feral for a week then asexual for 3 weeks67672.4K2.4K16K16K900K900K
maybe: adam@AdamRHawthorneAug 26, 2025Replying to @cenznxan assortment! It was strawberry iced w sprinkles, jelly, boston cream, glazed, chocolate, and blueberry cake I think158158292915K15K471K471K
maybe: adam@AdamRHawthorneSep 2, 2024everyone say thank you roomfie for having a film camera151533332.8K2.8K124K124K