Period poops will clean the hell out of your gut. You’ll leave the toilet with your legs shaking but hey, you feel lighter and relieved 😂😭
Adaeze, The Tired.
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Adaeze, The Tired.
@Adaezae_1
This is your sign. Jesus loves you.
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Joined March 2018
- I thought…oh.Please pray very hard for me 😭😭😭😭
00:00 - “Dear HR, Thank you for your response. I could sense the empathy in the previous email. However, I regret to inform you that I reject your rejection. I will be present on the premises on the 9th of January to acquaint myself with the team. Best wishes, Adaeze.”In 2024, if a job rejects your application, reject their rejection. Hold them for neck. No gree for anybody.
- Me: Daddy, this mango is sweet. Thank you. *the next day*
- I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.
- “Are you still angry?” “No.” “I love you.” “Good for you.”
- All First Daughters and First Borns should have Project Management on their CVs. If you’re now both, you’re a Senior Project Manager.
- -Group chats are muted. -Phone never on DND because of emergencies. -All switches are off if not in use/if I’m absent. -I hate unnecessary noise. -Showing up even when I don’t feel like it. -Always eager to go home. -Solitude can be a gift, I enjoy it. -More prayerful.What level of adulting have you reached??
- Oh Nigerians do. That kruum-kruum sound people make in their throats, na allergies o.Seems like Nigerians rarely have allergies. Or they haven’t found out yet?
- Everyday, adults who soak bread in tea walk amongst us, and the government does nothing about it.
- Myself. With all due respect.Who’s your person of the year?
- On a video call with this man. He yawned, and I yawned back. Next thing he said, “Aura for aura.” Twitter, this is your fault 😒
- Congratulations Arike! Making pap is no easy feat. This is not just an achievement—it is a testament of your dedication and commitment to gelatinization of amylose and amylopectin to give smooth consistency. Looking forward to seeing more of your gelatinized creations 🥂👏I'm Happy to announce that I made pap today, and there was no lump in it. 🥹
- I’m obligated. It’s my duty. I will leave everything I’m doing if need be. And the best part is that I know it’ll be reciprocated.Do y’all feel like y’all are obligated to help y’all siblings ? In any capacity?
