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Neil Patrick Harris
@ActuallyNPH
Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Manhattanland
Born June 15, 1973
Joined November 2009
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    Utterly ignorant and classless, Mr. Woods. I'm friends with this family. You know not of what you speak, and should be ashamed of yourself.
    This is sweet. Wait until this poor kid grows up, realizes what you've done, and stuffs both of you dismembered into a freezer in the garage
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    Guess what? @DavidBurtka and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the 'n' and 'd' in 'husband'.
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    Happy Halloween from Gotham City!!
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    Happy Anniversary, David. It's so hard on Twitter to express my feelings toward you, with only 140 characters to do so. But I'll try: I lov
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    To all who helped create #HIMYM, well played. To all who enjoyed watching it, I respectfully request the highest of fives. #thanks
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    Game. Of. Thrones. Goodgod. Ohmygod. Thatwasbrilliant. #gameofthrones
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    Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while. My son introduced me to this game called Hay Day, and now every time I open my phone to do anything, I just wind up harvesting crops and relocating my silo.
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    Proud of all who marched and/or took action today around the world. It was inspiring and, try as others might, impossible to ignore.
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    Happy Easter from the Burtka-Harris bunnies and one lil' chick!
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    I just uttered my last word as Barney "Awesomepants" Stinson today. Nine years. Man, time sure flies when you're having fun...
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    I'm gagging over @ladygaga and her halftime show. She was everything. Creative and fearless and inclusive. Loved.
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    As a tired parent, I’m legitimately stoked that the Barbie Dream Camper took no time to assemble. I’ve spent the last two hours appreciating that fact as I apply the 30+ stickers onto its various surfaces. #Christmas2018