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Acre
@Acre108
Bright as the firelight, looking for the wealth that's worth my life. Drop me a line if you're floating through London.
London
Joined February 2021
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    They never warn you how much girls sniff you
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    Replying to @eigenrobot
    With dead eyes, Eigen keeps flicking through porn sites. "Weak. Culturally unsound. Impotent. Would never win a nuclear exchange." A thrall takes his evaluations to the pentagon. They are considered.
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    Our stag party went to outdoor laser quest, where the age range of the other participants was between 6-12. This was what I learned:
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    Replying to @Andr3jH
    David Attenborough: Eco terrorist is one of my favourite 2020 subplots
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    The first time one of these girls unleashed their shadow upon me I was incredibly shell shocked. Probably an important learning experience.
    Boys, do you know anyone who cares enough about you to do a vivacious, bouncy anime-girl act for five minutes? Poll below.
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    Hmm. Pizza place near the Pentagon doing a lot of surprise late trade
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    Replying to @Acre108
    Their thirst for blood is insatiable
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    Replying to @Acre108
    Yes, they do do Fortnite dances when they get kills
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    Every British house party right now
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    Replying to @Acre108
    They take rules against close combat as words of encouragement instead
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    Replying to @Acre108
    They advance in ways, pressuring the front line while more elite troops achieve objectives. Tactical losses turn into strategic advancements.
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    Replying to @Acre108
    Overall, some challenges following command structures, but solid work done by all
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    The surprising community response to the "girls do sniff you a lot" tweet was "wait until we start biting you"
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    Replying to @dinfowars
    Does she want to play basketball