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@AceVondelle
adolescence philosophies | athlete. author. grandfather.
West London
Born May 27
Joined October 2021
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    all of my tweets are work of fiction. names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. any resemblance to actual persons,living or dead,or actual events is purely coincidental
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    for sex? small ass. for a relationship? it's a very long list. i once left a woman because her brother was special needs
    what is a deal breaker for yall?
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    “I’m downstairs come get me”
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    ALL reaction videos
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    when she sends you a designer bag link in the middle of your 12 hour shift
    Being her first 9-5 nigga is gonna be so tricky.
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    this PR run is crazy. we need to throw a baddie at him and see how he reacts
    Jude Bellingham put his jacket on the kid to keep him warm 🤍
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    “like i was saying Frosted Flakes is just one of my careers .. the real money comes from african blankets”
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    when uncle saw the cash:
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    Oi this part finished me uncle saw the bread and locked in immediately 😂😭
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    prayed for this PR downfall. look at God
    Jude Bellingham pode comer a mulher que ele quiser… Dito isso, descobriram que a atual mulher dele dele tinha perfil em site de puta de luxo na Europa
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    this is a zimbabwean man
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    “She Fixed You” 💀
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    Empire really might be the most outrageous show to air on tv in the last 10 years. Too many moments that were just insane.
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    “I’m downstairs come get me”
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    NBA
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    i was out today with a girl from Notts and she jus spat out her chewing gum & volleyed it ???????? she’s never seeing me again
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    my car is everything 😔 my car everything broke 😔 (DRIVE UNCLE) my car is everything broke😔(UNCLE I’LL PAY YOU TAKE MONEY) where are we going 🫡
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    i seen this one persons spotify wrapped it was straight amapiano what kind of life is that