I once heard a network engineer comment that the speed of light is too slow, and that has haunted me ever since.
Accidental CISO
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I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
- Replying to @jwiechersThey were referring to long distance high speed links where latency starts to limit signaling rates. 👍
- This is waaaaay overstepping in an interview. If anyone ever does this to you, end the interview. You don’t want to work for that person.
- A little gift from my wife today. 🤣 I put this pin on my backpack. 😎
- Replying to @copernicvsMaybe in high level theoretical physics, but when sending 1s and 0s over long distances, it exists in practical terms.
- Is this IPv5?What could go wrong 😁🤔
- I don’t know who made this, but they nailed it. I am convinced security is missing on purpose because nobody includes security in software development anyway.
- Passwordless Login - When you can never remember your password, so you just use the reset password feature every time you need to log in.
- My 6yo hacker daughter has discovered that she can use her Google mini to control her brother's Google mini in his room. I just had to scold her for messing with him by remotely playing random music that he hates, just to troll him I'm not ready for this.
- Under no circumstances should someone trust this platform to be their email provider.𝕏 is going to launch an 𝕏mail. Will you use Gmail or Outlook or switch to 𝕏mail?
- The CDC says you no longer need to run antivirus on your computer.
- Client: Is this done? Client's Engineer: Yes Client: Can we close the ticket? Client's Engineer: Not yet, we still need to do a couple things. Me: I think it might be helpful for your team come up with a single global definition of "done".
- This is what happens when you don't swear around your children. Please set an example and teach them how to use language correctly.






