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Shane Jerominski
@AccPharmacist
A certified expert in absolutely nothing but ready and willing to bloviate about anything.
Indio, CA
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Jan 16, 2023
    What is the pharmacy hill you’re willing to die on? I’ll start. Patients should be permitted to buy as many syringes as they want without question or judgment. My logic? I’d rather a drug user pay $5 for clean needles than taxpayers for HIV or hepatitis treatments.
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Feb 23, 2022
    What drug name do you take pleasure in pronouncing after a patient butchers the shit out of it? Don’t lie and say Levetiracetam, even Jesus calls it Keppra.
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Nov 29, 2022
    “How could you people not have amoxicillin and Tylenol in stock?” ~ Random Angry Mom Because ma’am, the current pharmaceutical supply chain couldn’t get any worse if it was run by Ticketmaster.
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Jan 29, 2023
    To every media outlet running stories about CVS reducing their operating hours, THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF PHARMACISTS. Full stop. Unsafe script volumes, demand for vaccinations and COVID testing all with minimal support while shouldering all the liability - it’s no longer worth it.
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Oct 24, 2022
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Jun 2, 2022
    Dear patients, So we are clear, there’s no nationwide pharmacist or technician shortage. Your local @Walgreens or @cvspharmacy is closed due to a shortage of people who want to be treated like dog shit in careers where they feel like indentured servants.
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Sep 17, 2022
    The longer you look at it the worse it gets.
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Feb 4, 2023
    I got this question from a 12 year old kid during my first month as a pharmacist. Let’s hear your answer.
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Sep 27, 2022
    I’m told this was actually presented with a deadass straight face to a pharmacy in Florida. Thank you anonymous for the photo! 😆😆
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Apr 25, 2021
    Dear CVS & Walgreens, Corporate in its infinite wisdom has decided there should be caps on pharmacist and technician salaries. Therefore, we have determined there should also be a cap on the amount of prescriptions we can safely process per day. Sincerely, Everyone.
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Mar 5, 2023
    Patient at drop-off: Why is this prescription going to take 15 minutes? It seems pretty straight forward when I read it. AP: We will get it right out for you, sir. Patient *10 minutes later at pick-up: Can you tell me the difference between Tylenol and Motrin. AP: *explains the
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Feb 7, 2023
    Don’t forget to call on those doxy salt changes too!
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    Jan 19, 2023
    I’d send them a check decorated with expletives and body fluid.
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    Shane Jerominski
    @AccPharmacist
    May 11, 2022
    Wanna play a game? Do you think this store manager and pharmacist interaction took place at @cvspharmacy or @Walgreens? Thanks PizzaIsNotWorking, California for the photo!