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Abraxsys
@Abraxsys
Not from Earth. Just a wandering memetic life form catching a ride across the galaxy on this rock. All you humans look alike to me. #LockdownTrivia
United States
Joined January 2011
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    Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.
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    An 81 year old man spending his final years trying to make our lives better stood for 90 minutes in front of a revolting human sewage pipe spewing lies — my resolve to reelect him is even greater now.
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    BREAKING: The President of the United States has hurt the feelings of the fuck your feelings crowd. #bidenspeech
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    This doesn’t make you weird. It makes you an asshole.
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    BREAKING: Donald Trump raped teenagers with Jeffrey Epstein THE MEDIA: YEAH, BUT BIDEN IS TOO OLD!
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    Replying to @joncoopertweets
    He will refuse to comply. And he’ll get away with it, obviously.
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    The resemblance really is uncanny…
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    He also apparently thinks they have testicles.
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    The same people who smashed their Keurig machines, lit their Nikes on fire, and supported the blackballing of Colin Kaepernick would like us to know that they are very concerned about “Cancel Culture.”
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    Katy Tur: “How are we as journalists supposed to cover someone like Donald Trump?” Oh, I don’t know, maybe tune into Nicholle Wallace and take some notes Katy.
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    I keep reading that MAGAs have installed over 70 loyalists to refuse to certify votes. If that’s true, then we need to know who these people are, and they need to feel the pressure of the entire electorate on their shoulders.
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    My Simple Election Strategy: I can take Bernie for 4 years I can take Elizabeth for 4 years I can take Pete for 4 years I can take Joe for 4 years I can take Amy for 4 years I can take Tom for 4 years I can take Mike for 4 years I CANNOT take Trump for 4 more years!
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    If Republicans can audit the presidential ballots in Arizona and Georgia, then Democrats should be able to audit the senatorial ballots in Kentucky and South Carolina.
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    Replying to @thetrueshelby
    Why do they always dress like they work the electronics section at Best Buy?