I wrote sketches for Saturday Night Live when I was in high school, and SNL called my house. I didn’t have a cell phone and was at some beach party, so my dad answered the phone and thought it was a prank call. It took the woman a few minutes to convince my dad it was real. He
I'm totally fine losing friends over the Jew thing.
If you have a problem with Jews, I don't want to hang out with you for the same reason I don't want to hang out with "minor attracted people" or men who want to "breastfeed" babies.
Creepy. Evil. Stay away from me. 🙅♀️
Funny, the Jews who were liberated from concentration camps didn't go on a rape and murder spree and set German babies on fire. Neither did Cherokee Indians after the Trail of Tears. It's almost like people have a choice to do good or do evil, and they're accountable for their
It’s not only Coates who performs this imputation of causes.
@ComicDaveSmith: "How would I feel if someone did something to one of my kids?… I immediately just see red… I'd probably join up with the worst most barbaric group around who felt like we can get revenge against
I came home and he said, “You had a phone call.”
“Oh? Who was it?” (Hoping it was the boy I liked)
“Saturday Night Live.”
“WHAT”
“They said your scripts are pretty good, but you need to get an agent and resubmit them, because they can’t use them unless you have
The Hill didn’t fire Brihamas because she’s anti-Israel. They were fine with that. Maybe even happy about it.
They fired her because this victim of terrorism appealed to Briahna’s humanity multiple times, trying to connect with her while on the verge of tears, and her sincere
I didn’t even know how SNL worked. This was late 90s and the internet existed, but I didn’t have it because my family couldn’t really afford a computer. We just had this wonky word processor thing. So I just looked up the address of NBC on the back of the TV Guide and typed a
Oooops, I forgot to tell you what happened!
Yes, I found an agent. You have no idea how hard it was to find people before Google existed, but it helped that I lived in So Cal and everyone knew someone in show biz. I resubmitted the scripts via my new writing agent, and got a
I went to the Nova Exhibit and saw new footage.
I already knew it was religiously motivated, but I underestimated *how* religious it was.
Guys, it’s so much worse than I thought.
I was watching a ritual.
Like the human sacrifice of some ancient tribe. Like Apocalypto. I
In China, children under 18 are forbidden from attending church. Millions of Christian Chinese children were recently forced to sign a form to renounce their faith in public.
In 2020, the CCP removed crosses from churches to ensure the state flag was the most prominent symbol.
There's a reason they are terrified of China.
And it's nothing to do with Communism, Politics or Morality.
It's because the Chinese are now doing "our stuff" Better than we can do it ourselves.
A bunch of Palestine supporters found out that Adam (@big_figgot) supported Israel, and spammed his obituary with comments saying they’re glad he’s dead and hope he’s in Hell.
It was so bad, the funeral home had to take his obituary down.
🍉’s are violent, horrible people.
Sometimes I wonder if someone at NBC was just like, “Look at this industrious, creative teenage girl! This is so cute! Let’s encourage her.” Like maybe it was just charitable or something.
It had to be.
And if it was, THANK YOU, kind person at SNL. Because it definitely made
Ian doesn’t know the difference between a kidnapped baby and a violent criminal, because Ian is Jew hating scumbag who thinks Jews are guilty for just existing.