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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)

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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)

@AStratelates

Voluntarily surrendered to Licinius and beheaded by sword. ‘We know Andrew through his Twitter energies but we've not encountered his essence in real life.’

Antioch, Syria

Born August 19

Joined October 2016

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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Apr 20, 2019
1. Please call me out if I make a mistake or do something wrong. 2. If you want to send me a message and guarantee that I see it, DM me. 3. I'm trying to be more disciplined in my use of social media, so I'll occasionally be away for two or three days. Don't worry, I'll be back.
Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Aug 24, 2024
Honestly I suspect aboriginal people just told anthropologists their culture's equivalent to the visit of the stork.
Mungo Manic
@MungoManic
Aug 9, 2024
Many Australian tribes thought babies resulted from reincarnation rather than sex. One tribe described how a tiny spirit would meet a woman, throw a small club at a her big toe and enter her body through the wound. (Mathews, 1900)
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Mar 6, 2025
Reminder that a journalist is the one who turned on the blenders. The rest of the patrons didn’t want to do it and weren’t even cajoled by the journalist to do it.
🥉 Pipkin Pippa 🔌🐰 Phase-Connect
@pipkinpippa
Mar 6, 2025
this dude also put goldfish into blenders and asked people at the exhibit to turn the blenders on resulting in the death of two fish (he got away with it)
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Jan 20, 2025
JD Vance’s wife seems to spend all her time staring at him whenever there’s a public ceremony.
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Nov 25, 2024
The wifejack meme is endearing because it celebrates natural differences rather than mocking them. When your wife asks "do you want ice cream?" while clearly wanting some herself, it's not manipulation - it's just a different way of expressing desire. The humor comes from
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
May 17, 2025
It's the 1950s. COBOL promises an English-like syntax that will allow non-specialists to program software systems, 10x productivity and not needing to understand the underlying system. It's the 1970s. SQL promises natural language queries that managers can write themselves,
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Aug 8, 2023
Replying to @ninthhostage
“House costs $100” type comment from a toddler energy.
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Jan 1, 2024
lol
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Dec 14, 2017
Reminder.
Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Dec 7, 2023
Anyone who has a technical profession knows that this is basically true.
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Jul 19, 2023
Francophones is this true?
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Nov 25, 2024
Replying to @AStratelates
As others note, wifejack humor vastly improves on "take my wife, please!" jokes. Instead of treating marriage as a burden or spouses as adversaries, it celebrates the dance of differences that make relationships rich. It's about embracing quirks, not escaping them.
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Nov 30, 2024
Most male-brained woman you ever me, grew up a tomboy, aggressive, logical. “I am a WOMAN, and this nonbinary stuff is BULLSHIT!” Most female-brained woman you ever met, dreamt of being a princess. Extremely high agreeableness and neuroticism. “Actually I’m nonbinary 🥹”
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Andrew Stratelates ⚓️(Continuing Anglican)
@AStratelates
Jun 11, 2025
Bitch, please
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Ryan Shead
@RyanShead
Jun 11, 2025
Did you know that California used to belong to Mexico? …along with Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Utah, you get the picture. I see why MAGA wants to ban books and eliminate the Department of Education. We can’t have the next generation learning accurate history, now can we?
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