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Andrew Fleischman

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Andrew Fleischman

@ASFleischman

Georgia trial and appeals lawyer. Criminal and Anti-SLAPP. New world, same Constitution. muckrack.com/andrew-fleisch…

Atlanta, GA

Joined August 2015

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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
May 30
Today, we filed our brief at the Court of Appeals. scribd.com/document/10449…
Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
May 7
Judge in court today when other side's witnesses didn't show up: I will just take notice of their affidavit and grant their motion Me: you can't, that's hearsay Judge: what's hearsay?
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Jan 29, 2025
God damn this is holding up.
Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Jan 27, 2025
Even pardoned, pretty much every January 6 person is gonna find a way to fuck up their own life.
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Sep 21, 2025
Not uncommon
Sadie
@Sadie_NC
Sep 20, 2025
What kind of people protest a memorial vigil?
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Apr 10, 2025
So my client is a paraplegic. One day, a Fulton County police department asked him to come down and answer a few questions. A woman alleged that he KICKED her door down and assaulted her. And they were calling him down to arrest him, not talk to him.
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Apr 20, 2025
Everyone in that compound was either molesting children, or a party to it. They were willing to kill cops, and burn themselves alive, to keep molesting children. And in the process, they became heroic to a certain sort of person.
Insane Reality Leaks
@InsaneReality
Apr 19, 2025
The Waco Siege (1993) — where a religious compound turned into a battlefield
Insane Reality Leaks
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Insane Reality Leaks
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Jun 27, 2024
A doctor and a lawyer are chatting at a party. But every few minutes, someone comes up and pesters the doctor about some ailment and asks for advice. After a couple of hours, the doctor, exasperated, asks the lawyer how it is that no one bothers asking HIM for advice?
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Oct 4, 2025
Trump pardoned like 12 dudes who turned out to have molested children or possessed child pornography, and there seem to be a lot of others in his orbit.
Bill Madden
@maddenifico
Oct 4, 2025
Trump's former "spiritual leader," pedophile Robert Morris, being led away in handcuffs after being sentenced to only 6 months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl. Trump will probably end up giving him the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 😳👇
Dallas Morning News
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Dallas Morning News
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
May 2, 2025
It is not illegal to post names and pictures of ICE agents. They are public officials. If they don't like it, they should quit.
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
May 13, 2024
Either Americans have a right to bear arms, or Americans can be legally killed for carrying a gun in their own home. Pick one.
Officer Ben
@OfficerbenTOPO
May 11, 2024
The deputy was at the correct address, knocked and announced LOUDLY. Roger Fortson knew a police officer was knocking and he still came to the door with a gun in hand. If the deputy hesitated, he could have been killed.
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Oct 19, 2025
I understand that the point is to troll, but the joke here is that the libs are correct?
Bluesky Libs
@BlueskyLibs
Oct 18, 2025
Vance joins the Bluesky trolling with an epic Hail to the King video.
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Sep 7, 2025
I know a lot of you are not confident in Pete Hegseth but I truly believe, in my heart, that he could lose a war to Venezuela.
US Homeland Security News
@defense_civil25
Sep 6, 2025
🚨Alert: "We are fully ready for REGIME CHANGE in VENEZUELA! The final decision to change the regime in Venezuela is up to President Trump!” - Secretary of War Hegseth
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Jun 27, 2024
Replying to @ASFleischman
The doctor thanks the lawyer and heads home. The next morning, he decides to take his advice. He writes up a few bills, seals them in envelopes, and puts on the postage. He's apprehensive, but a little excited. When he gets to the mailbox there's a bill from the lawyer.
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
Dec 22, 2024
Holy shit Blake Lively has great lawyers. Not just that the complaint tells her story so well and so sympathetically, but how the fuck did they get all those texts of Baldoni's PR team twirling their moustaches before discovery?
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Andrew Fleischman
@ASFleischman
May 13, 2025
people have been canonized for less
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