Am I high or is this air conditioner unit stargazing with her legs out the window right now
xtian
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- Target used to be an EVENT … nothing is fun anymore
when Target had neon lights on the walls - My boyfriends mom just excused herself from the table and said “I don’t mean to be rude but if I don’t put on my nightgown now I will kill myself” and then went to bed
- Panda Charlotte: This red panda I'm seeing keeps getting bamboo in the bed Panda Miranda: I can't even find a panda to eat bamboo with Panda Samantha: I love a big hard bamboo if you know what I'm talking about Panda Carrie: Big is moving to Paris x.com/tradingMaxiSL/…
- Last night I ordered nachos and I was like “is it enough food?” and the waitress said “yeah it’s five pieces” and I was like huh ok wonder what that means…… they brought me FIVE TORTILLA CHIPS with scoops of cheese and chicken LMAOOOO
You’re serving cunt? You’re doomed by the narrative and you’re serving cunt?
