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AOC Press Release (parody)
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AOC Press Release (parody)
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I'm the boss - you mad bro? (parody)
Joined June 2023
- It's time for @elonmusk to ban all parody accounts on Twitter. If he won't do it, I'll ask Congress to act.
- After my 3rd bottle of wine last night, I've made my decision. Because of Elon Musk allowing hate speech on this platform, I'll be leaving X today at noon ET.
- Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThis account is a parody and not run by Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. Representative Ocasio-Cortez's official account is @AOC twitter.com/AOC
- Because of Joe Biden's strong leadership, we now have world peace.
- If you don't believe global warming will melt the icecaps and flood the world - just fill a glass to the top with ice water. When the ice melts, your glass will overflow and flood your kitchen. Maybe you uneducated hillbillies should take a science class.
- From Barack Obama, Bill Gates, to Nancy Pelosi - it's so nice of them to buy 20-million-dollar oceanfront homes so they can be on the frontlines of global warming. Thanks to their selfless sacrifice, they'll be first to warn us when the icecaps melt and big flood begins.
- After Elon’s F-bomb tirade, this will be my last post on X. I can no longer support a platform run by a foul mouthed degenerate.
- I'm back - you mad, bro? I'm starting from scratch because my previous 400,000 followers were all racists, bigots, xenophobes, homophobes, transphobes, white supremacists, and domestic terrorists.
- That's it !!! I quit Twitter.Elon Musk says AOC ‘not that smart’ after she compared migrant crisis to Ellis Island trib.al/68wRWEW
- The first person to invent a ship that runs on wind power will make billions of dollars.
- I’ll debate JFK, anytime, anywhere.
