you’re 34, last remaining unmarried college friend is getting hitched, Day 3 of the bachelor party, 8:15am tee time, back flared up on 13 yesterday
ANTIFAldo
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ANTIFAldo
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Golf. Arkansas football nihilism. Cutco knives.
Lag’n’Traj Resort, Switzerland
Joined November 2018
- USC left for the Big Ten thinking they’d be like Michigan and Ohio State and it turns out they’re just Beach Purdue
- LSU fans ritualistically eat alligators every year. An Alabama fan poisoned Auburn’s trees. Georgia fans bark at children. Tennessee fans throw golf balls onto the field. Arkansas fans used the Freedom of Information Act on their own coach. Are we sure Texas is ready for this?Replying to @TylerFeldman_
00:00 - this is how you find out someone in your golf group is marriedAaron Rodgers confirms that’s a wedding ring on his finger. How long has he been married? “Been a couple of months.”
- Scottie: “This is going to ruin the Tour.” Officer: “What tour?” Scottie: “That’s on me, gotta be more specific,
- taking advice from Tom Brady on “Work-Life Balance” is like learning about fireworks safety from Jason Pierre-PaulTom Brady questions Scottie Scheffler prioritizing family over golf ow.ly/HwVx106hlAZ
- Lee Corso should attack Pat McAfee with a samurai sword and dare a jury to convict him
- “Never done drugs before, so I’m starting out with something called “PCP.” Any pointers?”Today I’m going to my first tailgate. As a Brit who’s never watched a single game of American Football, it’s going to be a fish out of water situation. Wearing this in an attempt to blend in.
- seppuku is a brutal penalty but Greg Norman does not tolerate failure
- I’ve seen Bennett Scheffler more than I’ve seen a lot of my own close family members this year
- “What’d you get there?” “Put me down for a misdemeanor.”
- Me, reading the menu at the Cook Out at 12:30am
