After posting misleading Facebook updates about my upcoming travel plans to reconnect with a “friend from the past who truly understands me” . I would mail it cross country to a random address in hopes he would pursue it.
Meyer Lansky was NOT the head of the Italian mafia. He was in a the Jewish mafia and was a financier for the Italians. He helped form the national crime syndicate linking together various groups. His main Italian associate was Lucky Luciano who in fact WAS the boss.
Kirk would likely sympathize with their cause. Sleep with a community member. Punch the inherently “evil” one of the group. Then negotiate on their behalf resolving issue amicably on all sides. Ghost the lady he had relations with and moves on.