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ALAB Series
@ALABSeries
an infrequent podcast about the law from @wyatt_privilege, @allahliker, @garliccorgi, and @ugarles (music: @gloomfather, art: @maskthemovie)
Joined August 2019
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    The kings have returned. Download button has been SMASHED. @ALABSeries
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    Our official legal advice to all police departments is to continue doing this
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    This person understands the Supreme Court better than 95% of people who obsess over it
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    By god he did it. Neal just won this case. Child slavery is now legal! Thanks everybody!
    We need all ALAB listeners to give your energy to @neal_katyal today as he defends Nestle for profiting from child slavery because being punished for it would be bad for Nestle and other American companies who would like to also profit from child slavery. Good luck today Neal!
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    The guy who wrote the torture memo is currently a tenured prof at Berkeley. That’s what’s gonna happen
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    The Federalist Society sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! The Federalist Society reaping:
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    this listener email captures the essence of the lawyer soul and existence better than a hundred podcast episodes ever could
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    All Lawyers Except For This One Guy
    this is a good defense attorney
    screencap of a wiki page showing an old photo of a man. Clement Vallandigham with his death date of June 17, 1871. It reads, "Clement Vallandigham, a lawyer and Ohio politician defending a man accused of murder, accidentally shot himself to death while demonstrating how the victim might have accidentally done so. His client was cleared."
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    We need all ALAB listeners to give your energy to @neal_katyal today as he defends Nestle for profiting from child slavery because being punished for it would be bad for Nestle and other American companies who would like to also profit from child slavery. Good luck today Neal!
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    Some good news: Looks like mass execution of protestors would violate the constitution
    Trump doesn't care at all about the Constitution, of course, especially when he's trying to scare voters. But actually following a policy of "when the looting starts, the shooting starts" would violate the 4th Amendment, for starters. See Tennessee v. Garner, 471 U.S. 1 (1985).
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    Nothing in American politics has as much bipartisan consensus as starving the people of Iran
    Biden says U.S. will not lift sanctions against Iran unless Tehran stops enriching uranium xhtxs.cn/73UZJ3