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Suze
@99_hp
middle aged , opinionated, hates Brexit with a passion
Back home in Europe
Joined January 2013
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    oh God, the Shamina Begum decision, it’s going to be gammongedden isn’t it?
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    Replying to @AimtoSustainUK
    You could do all that by going for a walk. No need to kill animals for pleasure
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    A modern workplace. You’ve found a modern workplace. I thought these people were supposed to have had successful careers in business. They’re responding to simple bits of office equipment like it’s the Cloak of Invisibility from Harry Potter
    Three years after we voted to leave our newly elected MEPs have arrived in Brussels. It's shocking what they've found 👇
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    You’re not gonna believe who I’ve just seen lads. Chatting on this mobile, outside Yates wine bar in Romford, only Mark sodding Francois!!!!
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    Replying to @fesshole
    Contact line mgr/HR and tell them you accidentally used your corporate card for a personal purchase of £xx and you’ll pay this money back. Apologise and say it won’t happen again. Don’t try to cover it up or lie
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    Does anyone know what an Easter Garden is?
    Full disclosure here, but I an 43 years old and have absolutely no fucking clue what an Easter garden is? Never heard if it? It appears that Sir Keir and I have both missed a meeting somewhere?
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    I don’t watch these briefings & only see clips on the news. Is Hancock always so awful?
    the room next door - Matt Hancock's Daily Briefing for #TheMashReport
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    I think proposing pornography targeted at children getting screenshotted is the least of of your worries quite frankly.
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    Replying to @GregClinker
    I keep hearing about ‘service’ when it comes to the Royal Family. Yesterday I was in a meeting where it was noted that a volunteer in a homeless hostel was retiring, she’d been coming in every day since the mid 1950s: that’s service
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    Replying to @EmmaKennedy
    And they pay Carrie Johnson in the high 5 figures for her ‘job’. No charity of that size needs a ‘head of communication’, so I’m assuming this is a made up role to bung the Johnsons a few quid (2 Goldsmith bros as Trustees & Zac was also a Trustee). Cosy
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    Replying to @BridgetKohner and @thetimes
    Instead of ‘wins £185k’ (like it’s some sort of lottery) a more appropriate headline would be ‘is compensated for the unfair and unlawful treatment by employer’ (although I admits it lacks the brevity of ‘wins’)
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    Replying to @WestminsterWAG
    Because if someone falls off the gantry onto a car travelling along the motorway it could be deeply traumatising, not to say deadly for the driver involved & other road users. This shouldn’t need to be explained
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    Replying to @donmcgowan
    You might as well shout this into your dustbin for all the good it will do!
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    Replying to @implausibleblog
    Back in the 1980s (yep, I’m old) there was a whole slew of similar ‘it’s PC gone mad’ stories. ‘Can’t call them black bin bags anymore’, ‘Ba ba black sheep has been banned’, we’re back there because they have nothing else to offer.