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Luis Vercetti
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Luis Vercetti
@97Vercetti
coaches don’t play
Lubbock, TX
Born September 1, 1997
Joined January 2019
- the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
- bro: hey bro the Halloween party is cancelled me already dressed:
- This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...
- i got pulled over & my vape was in my cup holder & the cop was like “u know the news saying those things are killing people” i laughed a lil bit & said “they say the same thing about yall lol” he ain’t laugh
- *police takes my mugshot* my insecure ass: let me see
- no cop has ever told me “be safe” .. my weed man say it every time i leave his place .. says a lot about society
- white girls be smoking 4 packs of cigarettes a day talking bout some astrology this & astrology that .. bitch u worrying about the wrong cancer
- i bought my friend 4 pregnancy tests .. they all came out positive & now she crying .. she gon ask me “how tf am i going to afford to feed 4 kids”
- say jk after sex so you stay a virgin
