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The Mysterious And Marvellous Mr H🧠
@77_Kiah
Perfectly Sane Individual
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined May 2021
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    Boko Haram cannot see eagle square now o, if it’s a 72 year old farmer with arthritis they will start shouting Allah Akbar
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    A balding man: he is bald A balding woman: she’s suffering from Alopecia De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
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    Florence you retired the day you were born, don’t clart my lungs
    The MAIN reason I work REALLY hard is so that I can retire at 35 years old and live on abalumo farm with Dúdú and FünFün!👩🏾‍🌾
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    I think about this young man everyday. He had that dawg in him
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    Alex_da_Lion🦁👑
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    yesterday person put goat meat, smoked fish, ponmo and other stuffs inside palm oil stew call am “broke stew”, this morning another guy design 5m per annum house call am middle class, this evening another babe talk say Ikeja and surulere na trenches. God go save us 😸❤️
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    “If I answer 3 out of 5, I will get more that 50. I can do number 3a but can’t do b and c, if I do 4a with 17.5 marks, I will collect b from......” the only way to pass in Federal Uni.
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    When the DJ is using toshiba laptop with black cello tape >>>>>>> MacBook.
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    Why is she clean and why are you dirty? Divine please talk to me
    Calm Down with @selenagomez out this Friday, I can’t wait! Presave link in bio ❤️
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    We said Okoye is not good, Nigerian women said our penis is small. They are complicit in this defeat.
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    This is why English players don’t go far in life
    ◉ Passing like Pirlo ◉ Tackling like Gattuso ◉ Dribbling like Kakà Kalvin Phillips is not the Yorkshire Pirlo, he's the entire Milan midfield. 🤩
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    dawg, the world will stripe you off your dignity if you are poor.
    Portable dey cry sha… Zazuuuu