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Surgical procedure concluded. We saved a carrot! Stop putting foreign objects down your anuses! 🙄
- how it feels being left alone with my own thoughts
- finding out at 24 that credit scores actually matter in the real world
- I just got a FREE iPhone sum weed & $500 today...Its like dis GUN is magic WTF
- woke up today feeling very vintage wind-up toy bear from the USSR circa 1920s-30s
- i could survive in the microwave for a few minutes i think
- living in a world that reduces you down to what’s between your legs
GIF - self harming by putting wingstop in my cart on doordash seeing the total price and then closing the app
