(entering the penalty box making the sign of the cross) bless me father for i have sinned. it has been 1 game since my last confession. these are my sins
“i hope your team loses” is unoriginal. tame. hardly enough to upset most fans. “i hope ovechkin breaks the goal record against your team” is new. it could happen to a lot of us. it’s an impending and frightening new reality
sometimes i can't believe they're serious professional hockey players. like what do you mean these are the stars of my franchise i have to pick them up from school at 3